02 November 2008

Things that totally freak me out as a man...

  • big buzzing bugs...that wont die
  • scratching noises inside your house...walls
  • the infra-red sensor toilet a few stalls down from you that flushes...without anyone using it

2 comments:

Dave said...

Here is my solution for you. Take the infra-red sensor on the toilet and convert it to a laser. Then use the laser to zap the big buzzing bug that won't die thereby killing the before mentioned bug. This eliminates two of your fears, and when the third fear becomes too much use the laser to zap the walls.

Mr. Walker said...

Hahaha. "therefore killing the before mentioned bug" Nice work Dave.

Lasers...what can't they do when they are turned subservient to mankind?