lunch hour of power

Today a few of my friends/roommates and I took the occasion to have lunch together in sharp protest to the snow-laden weather of Provo. It was probably the best lunch hour I have had since my buddy Seth treated me the the Skyroom Cafe and we got Mango-Strawberry smoothies in the middle of the summer.

Indeed, it was so fun, I decided to let you all in on it and describe a few of the details. Enjoy!

The Players:

• Ms. Harris (the Liar)
• Kimball (the Getaway Driver)
• Justin (the Cruise Director)
• Samisté (the Scrounger)
  
• Walker (the Commentator)
  
• and Alisha (the purportedly married waitress)

The Scene: Red Robin (located at the Provo Towne Centre Mall)

The Topics: After a lively debate on who was "Cruise Director" and what his responsibilities entail, we head to Red Robin where our heroes engage in a wide variety of topics and activities. Here they are in no particular order:

• Replacement Roommate
• Feats of Impossibility (of the following listed, some were actually accomplished and some were only advocated. I'll leave it to you to determine which is which.)
  
• Snapping three straws in half consecutively
  
• Driving around on the little model stock car asking the waitress for her telephone number
• Wearing your polo shirt inside out (but not backwards) as a fashion statement
• Kissing a Parisian
• Palm Reading
• The true nature of Grenadine Syrup
• Proper etiquette of drink ordering
  
• Uncle Sam's creator
• Uncontrollable "yummy noises"
• The cause of the noise that is heard when snapping your fingers
  
• I'll give you a hint: it is not caused by the heat of a thousand suns
• Zodiac signs
• by the way, if you are Capricorn, you are basically the embodiment of perfection...just in case you didn't know
  
• Word of the Day: Vomit
• Whether "math" is just a really good trick or actually magic
  
• Chaco sandals and their existence in the 50's
• Real-life Mario Kart